Oh yeah!!!

OK!  Today I remembered something funny and (back then) breath taking from my past.  As I get older I seem to have forgotten some really funny shit that I was part of in my past.  So I'm going to put everything in here is it pops into my head.  I'll jump around alot, but atleast when I'm old and senile it won't be lost.  To me anyway.

So back before I was 21 I had a boyfriend who was 21 or maybe older.  He was a lot of fun.  We decided to grab a couple of 40's (Mickeys of course-yuck!)  and head to the Featherly park to drink them.  Of course it was after the park had closed.  So I'm guessing we decided to go there around 9/10pm.  I dressed all in black so I wouldn't be seen.  HaHa!!!  We parked my blue Buick (he didn't have a car...hmmm...) in a neighborhood across from the park and stuffed a backpack with the 40's.  Wouldn't you know it just as we were about to cross the street a big old Caddy with an old couple behind the wheel drove by and then s-l-o-w-e-d way down to stare at us and give us the stink eye.  We were dumb kids so we ran into the park anyway.  Well, this was Yorba Linda-Land of Gracious Living- in Conservative Orange County.  Conservative with a capital C !  Almost immediately we saw the lights of not one, but two cop cars entering the park.  You see, this place was so damn boring I'm sure the cops were just chomping at the bit to catch us for some excitement.  Cause NOTHING ever happened here.  We ran into the park to the middle-cop car, then to the left-cop car, then to the right-cop car then FAST back towards the Santa Ana River.  We made it to the bike trail and were walking along just watching the lights in the park when all of a sudden there were lights on the bike trail!  Oh man!  So my boyfriend grabbed me and said "When I say duck you duck and don't move!!!"  "Now RUN!"  In a hushed whisper of course.  We ran into the tall overgrown weeds and he yell/whispered "Duck!"  I slammed to the ground, backpack sticking up, and eyes straining to see above me.  I saw the lights as they slowly passed over the grass right above us and then slowly creeping down the trail to the west of us.  We didn't move for a long time.  But the whole time this was happening I never really thought I'd get caught.  I liked it!!!  I don't even remember drinking the 40's or what time we left or what happened next.  I do know that I did not get caught by the police that night or any other night.  Fun times :)